What Jeff Foxworthy has to say about Utah:
If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September to May, you live in Utah.
If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you live in Utah.
If "vacation" means going anywhere south of Salt Lake City for the weekend, you live in Utah.
If you measure distance in hours, you live in Utah.
If you have switched from "heat" to "A/C" and back again in the same day, you live in Utah.
If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching, you live in Utah.
If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit, you live in Utah.
If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow, you live in Utah.
If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter, and road construction, you live in Utah.
If you find 10 degrees "a little chilly" you live in Utah.
What Jeff Foxworthy has to say about North Carolina:
If someone in your Lowe's stores offers you assistance and they don't work there, you live in NC.
If you are "fixin" to go anywhere, you live in NC.
If you've worn shorts to a Christmas Party, you live in NC.
If Vacation means going to Myrtle Beach, you live in NC.
If you know folks who have killed more deer with their vehicle than a gun, you live in NC.
If you carry jumper cables and your wife knows how to use them as well as you do, you live in NC.
If you know for certain that Charlotte is not really the State Capitol, you live in NC.
If you have two or more friends named "Trey", you live in NC.
If you know three different recipes for baked beans, and which dish you can eat before going to a wake, you live in NC.
If you think that all Yankee students who graduated from UNC or Duke should move back home to Yankee-land, you live in NC.
If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you live in Utah.
If "vacation" means going anywhere south of Salt Lake City for the weekend, you live in Utah.
If you measure distance in hours, you live in Utah.
If you have switched from "heat" to "A/C" and back again in the same day, you live in Utah.
If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching, you live in Utah.
If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit, you live in Utah.
If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow, you live in Utah.
If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter, and road construction, you live in Utah.
If you find 10 degrees "a little chilly" you live in Utah.
What Jeff Foxworthy has to say about North Carolina:
If someone in your Lowe's stores offers you assistance and they don't work there, you live in NC.
If you are "fixin" to go anywhere, you live in NC.
If you've worn shorts to a Christmas Party, you live in NC.
If Vacation means going to Myrtle Beach, you live in NC.
If you know folks who have killed more deer with their vehicle than a gun, you live in NC.
If you carry jumper cables and your wife knows how to use them as well as you do, you live in NC.
If you know for certain that Charlotte is not really the State Capitol, you live in NC.
If you have two or more friends named "Trey", you live in NC.
If you know three different recipes for baked beans, and which dish you can eat before going to a wake, you live in NC.
If you think that all Yankee students who graduated from UNC or Duke should move back home to Yankee-land, you live in NC.
3 comments:
The Potholes Joke is so true!
Apparently...I live in Utah o.O
Mr Jeff must travel a lot more if he knows that much about BOTH states I hold dear to my heart!
Melissa- sad, isn't it?
Veloxe- rofl Welcome to Utah!
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